I could tell you what I like, but it'd probably be easier to tell you what I don't like. So Here's the comprehensive list:
- Sporks: Pretty sure that it's the Devil's cutlery. Why can't you just use your God-given forks?
- The Current System of Government: I'd prefer to return to some sort of Medieval Feudal-Federalism, like the Inca used. I think that'd give everyone equal rights forever and ever.
- Stephen Fry: Way too much testosterone there, he should move out of the way for someone more progressive.
- The Street Sharks: Just way too mainstream. My indie sensibilities know no bounds.
- Star Wars IV-VI: Did we really need to see what happened to Anakin's dumb kids? Lucas just took it too far.
- Post-Hardcore New Wave Industrial Crunk Rock: Apparently my indie sensibilities do know some bounds.
- Your Ships: Yes yours specifically. I mean what are you thinking? They don't even have any emotional chemistry, it's like you don't go through the show frame by frame or something.
- Terrasexuals: Sorry ladies, I'm just not that into you, but could you maybe introduce me to your hot Martian sister?
“OH MEH GEWD FINN HAS FLAME SHIELD CAST ON HIM FFS PLOTHOLE”.
Look at his hands, you morons.
Look. At. His. Hands.
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